That’s right, you know it too. He’s sexier, his gear is way cooler and costs 10x as much as your garbage spin cast. Oh, you paid $750 for a Van Staal? That’s what he spent on fly line this month. Just look at the way his arms swing poetically through the air lassoing the energy of God with his perfect double hauls.

When’s the last time you fought a 25″ snook for 10 minutes? Your ultra light tackle is like a grenade while his fly rod is like a razor sharp katana, requiring the ultimate level of skill and patience, tact and maneuverability.

Don’t even get him started on live bait. Only the most talentless hacks pretending to be some sort of angler would sink to that level. Fly fishing is an art and he is DaVinci. Lowly bait tossers don’t deserve to smell this man’s farts.